With the football season coming to a close, there is just one more game to play in the English domestic game. Two teams will battle it out to become FA Cup champions 2016/17, as the oldest football cup competition in the world comes to its conclusion for the 136th time this weekend. We’ve named the potential starting XI for both Arsenal and Chelsea, with a slight Alliance twist…..
Arsenal
Manager – Arsene Vender
GK – Petr Check-pad – The list of qualities goes on and on, you’d need a second page.
LB – Kieran Bibs – Guilty of the odd dribble but sure to stop any real messes.
CB – Persil Mertesacker – Providing clean sheets week in, week out.
CB – Laundry Koscielny – Persil and Laundry go hand in hand to make the perfect defence against any attack.
RB – Hectorch Bellerin – A hot property and moves like lightning in defence and attack.
LDM – Aaron Ramsekin – A good addition to any side but can dip in and out of games.
RDM – Francis Crockerlin – Puts it on a plate for his attackers whilst guaranteeing an unbreakable defence.
CAM – Chefsuit Ozil – Wears the shirt with pride…..and the trousers…..and the hat.
LW – Alex Airlaid-Chamberlain – A great first touch and able to run metre upon metre up and down the wing.
RW – Theo Double Wallcup – Steaming down the wing but always there for extra protection in heated moments of defence.
ST – Alexdish Sanchez – Serving a full repertoire of skills and ability, a truly multi-talented staple of the squad.
Bench – Olive-oil Giroud, Santi Cored-roller, Shkodrain Mustafi, Yaya ‘SaNoGo, Danny Wellbucket, Granit Vaccer.
Chelsea
Manager – Antonio Contea
GK – Thibowl Courtois – Rarely spills anything whilst maintaining real style in action.
LB – Marcos Alonsew – Weaving in and out up and down the wing, this player can play the ball through the eye of a needle.
CB – John Terry Slippers – Always looks comfortable and relaxed at the back, will be looking to put his feet up after a long career.
CB – David Loo-ease – A strong defender who cleans up all issues on any scale with relative simplicity.
RB – Cesar A’spill-kit’ueta – If disaster strikes you can count on this man to clear it all up in the end.
LDM – Neflanja Matic – Makes his job look a piece of cake, supporting in defence and attack.
RDM – N’Golo Decanter – Fluid in midfield, this guy pours every drop of energy into his performance.
CAM – Willyarn – Mopping up any mishaps in midfield but also capable of wiping the floor with opposition defences.
LW – Eden Hazard Sign – A hazard in his own right, the opposition know there’s trouble as soon as they see this player.
RW – Cesc Fabregastronorm – His performances come in different shapes and sizes but more often than not he sets the measure for the rest of his team.
ST – Michy Bathshuayi – A clean striker of the ball at any sniff of a chance.
Bench – Gary Cake-Fill, Diego Costa, Asmir Eggovic, Victor Hoses, Kurt Suma, Ped-dough.
As Alliance continually strive to do so, one of these teams will fight off the competition to become the best in their field. Good luck to both sides and may the best team win.